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Tom Hanks. Legendary actor. Movie producer. Weirdo.

Mr. Commander Billy Jim Lovell came and spoke to us on Tuesday. He claimed he was the commander of both the Apollo 8 and 13 missions.
As soon as I heard that I raised my eyebrows. To compensate, I also lowered my cholesterol. I remember in 9th grade I had a sleep over at Dan Reynolds house and we watched Apollo 13. Tom Hanks was clearly the commander of the Apollo 13 mission.

An atheist from Texas sued the government because the astronauts on Apollo 8 read the first 10 verses of Genesis Chapter 1 as they came from behind the moon and saw the earth "rise". Suing the government? People sue the government every day. Not very clever.

This guy is clever:



I like lawsuits. I've been sued 8 times; 4 times for property damage, twice for incredibly loud trumpet playing, and once each for "impersonating" a gargoyle and taking care of leprosy one life at a time.

I've never sued anyone, but there is someone I WANT to sue: Michael Murray. He takes all the girls.

-Travis Moore
Gargoyle