My name is Jeremy Moore. Even at a young age I knew I was a breakfast idiot. My friends loved their slinky, but I loved my gooey omelette pan. While the other kids pranced around the streets pretending to be Kyla Rohrbough, I saw myself as Captain Grits. They played raquetball, I played bacon cook-off. They complained about politics and I got lost in my new "All Breakfast, All Day" cookbook. They went to prom, I went to the granola with milk Cook-A-Thon. They chose their colleges based on dancing programs, I counted the number of breakfast joints within Junior Jamming distance. After college I turned down 23,486 jobs in order to live 2,347 feet from the best breakfast in Provo. Like I said before, I always knew I was a Breakfast Lover.
Thanks to Denny's of Provo for sponsoring this exciting Mad Lib and an awesome Junior Jammers tournament.
-Becka Wiser, Vice President.
I added Sarah Newbold as a friend. I'm waiting for her to say we're friends.
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