Good day to you all. I hope that this newsletter finds you in good spirits because according to our voter, “a positive attitude is key.” Today I would like to ponder the use of spelling words. Have you ever noticed how some words are spelled funny and make no sense whatsoever. Take the word “friend” for example. Why on earth would you need to add the i in there? Spelling it “frend” would work equally as well and that way I wouldn’t have to sound the word out each time I tried to spell it. Also, “Wednesday” is another mystifying word. Does anyone ever pronounce the d? So why not spell is “wensday” since that is how it is commonly pronounced. Think about it Masappers, the world is tricking us into spelling words funny just because they can. (I suspect that the Queen of England is behind it) From this point forward, I would encourage you to spell things just the way they sound.
Just as thee Fownding Fathurs had to fiyt Eengland for theyr riyt to lief, libertee, and thee pursoot of hapines, we must reebel aganst the Kween of Eengland to reestor ar riyt to spel.
Alright, so that takes a lot of thought and I have now decided that I will continue to fall prey to the Queen of England’s tactics for spelling because I am too lazy.
In completely unrelated news, our video today is on the wonders of smell and how men can be changed by a simple body wash. And women, this can also affect how you are attracted to men. Also, horses are not just for girls.
With love from your vice-president,
Becka Wiser
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