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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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So some of you have been wondering, what has been slowing us down here at MASAP headquarters the last few days. Funny thing you would ask. Well, the attacks on MASAP intelligence are rampant, as are the attempts at breaking into our treasury. This week we had our website hacked by China, and our bank vault emptied by the Joker.

luckily our security service, getty images, got a photo of the Chinese man that hacked our website. we know he was chinese, because they hacked Google. We have also included an image of the Joker, in case you did not know what he looks like


we also want you to know that all of us here at MASAP are doing our very best to increase security. We hired batman and jason bourne to help us with the issue. also, we had jeff yeager translate all of the binary into pig latin to confuse any future hackers. the chinese don't know pig latin. especially the binary kind.

-the Voter.

2 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 19, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    Dude, last time I tried hiring Jeff Yeager to help me with anything I ended up blowing up the side if Glassford hill... Im not proud of that, by the way

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  2. MASAPMarch 20, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    good point. Mr. President has been blessed with strengths, but is well known for his many many more flaws.

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