we have explored the uses of the iPhone, contemplated its existence, and used the theory of relativity to construct the relative size of the iPhone when travelling at the speed of light. yet there is one topic we have yet to discuss.
what happens when you DO get your own iPhone?
well, because the iPhone is not at all useful by itself, you must spice it up. this can be done in a plethora of ways: accessories, cases, and applications. today we will discuss applications. an application is an entirely useless program that can be added to its complementary entirely useless electronic device: your iPhone.
okay, assuming you now have your own iPhone and have loaded it with applications, what do you do?
nothing, presumably. absolutely nothing. you probably shouldn't have wasted your money.
since you did, try to enjoy it.
play papi jump.
-the Voter
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