Dear Masapers,
Today’s topic is very serious indeed. I’d like to start with our video, to show the absolutely severity of the situation.
Now kids, Doritos are not to be taken lightly. It is a very serious offense to steal someone else’s possessions, but stealing someone’s Doritos are worth a slap in the face. Please remember this warning the next time you are tempted to snatch your friend’s Doritos, because not only will you lose a friend, but you will also receive a slap in the face. Possibly by a young boy.
Becka Wiser
Vice President. Also protecting all MASAPers from slaps in the face.
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