Hacker Arrest!

We have captured one of the hackers! Some of you are aware of the recent cyber attack that was perpetrated upon MASAP. The FBI captured him just as he was mounting his giant peach. They have not released the man for questioning, but luckily, they did release a photo, from which we have been able to recognize him as the very same Chinese man that attacked us on March 17th.

So the question is: why would anyone hack MASAP? Do they think we are the “Money Association So ‘Ack us Please”?

Next question: Why would the FBI deny our request to release him to us for questioning? Answer: We have no idea.

We tried lavishing them with gifts. 2.1 million dollars later, we were no further along. Even our invitation to the Saturday night buffet at the Panda Express was turned town.

We will continue to update you as time progresses. Also, look closely at the photos of our captured hacker. Please keep your eyes peeled, and inform me if you see any of his associates. They all look very similar.

-the Voter


Left, the image captured by our security cameras in MASAP Headquarters. Right, FBI released photo of our captured hacker.