MASAP Bowling Party

30 February 2010

I am aware of a general split of the space-time continuum. The majority of humanity decided to split into a strange dimension of reality that they are calling march. however, for all people educated, inspired, or awesome, there has been a fortunate continuation of february. if not for february 30th, there would have been no chance for us to have a bowling party.

Now many political scientists, anthropologists, and Chris Brown have been wondering about the repercussions of two alternate parallel realities. each have postulated their own theories. They are all wrong. Only Chris had something intelligent to say, and all he could venture was this:

'well, it sounds like fun to go bowling. and february has always been discriminated against. a few thousand years ago women got the right to vote. now gays are fighting to get the right to marry. pluto got demoted to some kind of sub-planet. All i'm saying is that its about time someone stood up for february.'

now, i have no idea what that meant. but if Chris is right, you need to make a stand. are you standing for february or against it? do you like to bowl, or are you antisocial? even if you don't like bowling, chances are that you like bowl games. which has absolutely nothing to do with our conversation.

all in all the party went great tonight. the only problem we had was when travis drove james' giant peach into a telephone wire. luckily, the wire only cut through to the peach pit, which saved travis the embarrassment of arriving with only half a giant peach. that could have been bad. also, i bowled straight down the gutter every time.

embarassing.

well, depending on your political views, tomorrow will be march first or third. also if you follow the mayan calendar, the world is ending pretty soon.

sounds fun. but not as fun as february.



now, i wish these guys would wisen up and start kicking bowling balls, but still, its pretty cool.

-the Voter.