It has come to our attention by means of one of our international spies that North Korea is planning to intimidate us with their advances in weapons technology. We've been informed that they made a short video to demonstrate their power. Our spy has also provided a copy of this video for our MASAP viewers. However, we've been asked to keep this video top secret, because North Korea is still unaware that their video has been stolen. So watch, enjoy, but DO NOT tell others about it:
I’m not too concerned about the Koreans attacking though. Luckily, we have our own force of ninjas here in America to defend us. They are so stealthy, we never actually even see them, but we know that they’re there, defending us from the evil threats in the world:
-Jeff Yeager
Mr. President. Ninja Enthusiast.
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