Sleep Deprivation

I have recently received news from MASAP headquarters. There has been a break in. Because of this breach of national security I have chosen not to sleep. And i found it rediculously easy to go for the day without any sleep. Also, i was thinking about it and i have come to the conclusion that mankind has been brainwashed. also swindled. and in fact betrayed. in an effort to deaden our senses and decrease our productivity, the United Nations has been perpetuating a lie for over 400 years. Yes. this lie started even before the formulation of the UN. The lie is that mankind needs to sleep. Not only do they have us believing that we have some kind of biological 'need' to sleep, but they have us convinced that we should do it daily! How rediculous! Think of how many hours in a day we would have if we did not believe this lie! The beatles knew of this truth, and they alluded to it in their famous (but misunderstood) song 'Eight Days A Week.' The beatles worked tirelessly to show that permanent sleep deprivation would give us more time than we even believe is possible. Another famous truth-teller was the band Kiss who tried to show that you could stay busy at equally productive activities day or night. Their most famous song against the sleep deprivation lie is, "I Want to Rock and Roll All Night and Party Every Day." This is in clear opposition to the views of the american health care association, a right wing extremist branch of the UN lie-spreading policy, which tells us we need 8 hours of sleep daily. This is a myth. Look it up in Google. '8 hour sleep myth.' The truth will set you free. Also not sleeping is the solution for all procrastinators. A recent study shows that total productivity was raised by 229% in those individuals willing to stay up all night every night. Particular productivity increases occured in the following categories: Sheep Shearing, Movie viewing, Wii sports, Quidditch, Road Construction, and Agriculture. In fact, if the human race would stop sleeping and start working the fields, a recent study shows that world hunger would be eradicated sometime next month.

Enough about the UN and their lies. Back to the break in at MASAP Headquarters. For an update on the current situation, view the vid.



also, do not tell Al Qaeda about this video. or about the fact that i have captured their nigerian operative.

i keep him in the broom closet with the nimbus 2000, and i feed him reeses pieces, because that is what ET eats.


Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.



-the Voter