Why, hello fellow MASAPers. Today’s entry will be pretty brief, for I lack time at the moment. I hope that everyone had a wonderful Valentine’s Day, full of love, magic, and food. As for me, I had a wonderful Singles Awareness Day… also full of love, magic, and food, but especially the food part. I started the day single, and I ended the day single. Woe is me
Perhaps if I took up something like magic as a hobby, then I’d be able to win over a girl’s heart. Like this guy:
…except that he failed to win the girl over, too. Perhaps magic isn’t the right life path for me...
Well, I promised short and sweet. I hope you all learned a valuable lesson today… I’m just not quite sure what that lesson would be.
The End.
Jeff Yeager
Mr. President. The Hegemon. Also, Member of the Board.
i think that the President has a point here. I will try using magic on the next girl i see.
ReplyDeletealso, i love the line: 'i did this in the style of a homosexual' haha!