Good evening fellow human beings, (at least I hope for all your sakes that you are human and not suffering from ridicule wherever you may be), I have a sad, yet real story to tell. And I will be brief.
Everyone has probably heard the poem/song/story of Jack and Jill. Also, I hate to say it, but they left out some parts of the story for the children's sake. It really goes like this:
Jack and Jill were in a tough relationship from the get go. Their parents set up an arranged marriage from the time they were born. This wouldn't be TOO terrible if Jack and Jill actually liked each other. Well, they didn't. There was hatred emanating from one to the other. One day Jack and Jill went up a hill, but not to fetch a pail of water. More like Jill was conspiring to push Jack in. Instead, they ended up fighting and Jill tried to push Jack, but they were in such a drunken and enraged state, Jill just pushed Jack down the hill and ended up falling down afterwards. Also, Jack broke his neck and Jill ended up marrying someone she loved. More or less. But that is a story for another time.
Moral of the story is, don't get drunk, and don't get into arranged marriages. Also, don't try and pretend to fetch a pail of water. It'll just end badly.
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Sincerely,
Pretty Woman
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