Milk

It is a wonderful fruit. The more you eat, the more you are full of Vitamin D. Also, milk has led to great advertisements with milk mustaches, the idea being that when you are young it is hard to grow a real mustache. Luckily, milk mustaches are very cheap and come at the sacrifice of the world's cows, allowing children everywhere to experience the mustache look at a young age. The cows are not properly compensated for their loss, but who said it is a fair world? At least you are not the cow.

Milk has led to the invention of cheese. It was a complete accident. One day while a farmer was angrily shouting at his wife while stirring the milk. he was trying to get an equal consistency throughout, but in his anger, he ended up churning it. Scooping off the thick stuff at the top, he didn't know what to do with it, and left it in a remote kitchen corner until it slightly went bad. luckily, there was some good lactobacilli hanging out in that corner, and it turned into the world's first cheese.

this invention also gave the farmer an excuse to yell at his wife more often.

milk also has created many jobs. milkmen for one. also, jobs for the photographers that take pictures of celebrities with milk mustaches.

recently the last milkman passed away at the age of 92. no one has tried to take his place. this video was made as a tribute to all milkmen, dead and alive.



with love,
-the Voter.