Oh yes. masappers, this is a momentous occasion. our dear president has invited me, your Voter, to co-write today's newsletter.
also, i would like to give an introduction to him and his dear sister. president yeager is a man of high moral character. elected back in 1992, (during the inception phase of masap) he has served as our president since that time. reelected in 1996, 2000, 2004, and 2008, president yeager is now serving his fifth term. luckily for us, he is still with us.
unfortunately, his dear sister is no longer with us. in an unfortunate accident back in 2005, mr. yeager, michael sylvestre and I ended up engaging in some kind of real-time mortal kombat. this event escalated into the death of the president's sister.
our dear deceased sister was a virtuous young woman, with an easy smile, a quick wit, and a PhD. this is now the 5th anniversary of her death. In commemoration of her death, President Yeager commissioned Saturday Night Live to produce a film of the events leading up to her death. This true story is preserved to us today. Keep in mind that this is a true story, albeit played by fictional characters:
Now, i would like to turn the time over to president yeager for his thoughts and insights.
Hi everyone. I feel like I need to explain what happened more thoroughly. As administrators of MASAP, we had decided to have this event of mortal combat. However, we had all decided beforehand to wear bullet-proof vests, so that we would all be able to enjoy shooting each other, while still surviving. I submit as proof of this, the fact that after being shot, we were still able to shoot the others that walked in. Somehow, my sister missed the memo to wear a vest, and as a result, when we shot her, we really shot her. True story. Luckily, the police officers also had their vests on, too. They survived.
Well, everyone, I'm grateful to the voter for being willing to do this joint newsletter with me. It was an enlightening experience. I hope everyone learned something valuable from today's newsletter. For example, make sure that everyone that participates in a gun fight for fun is wearing a bullet-proof vest. If not, you will probably regret it. Also, we would like to thank Shia LeBeouf for being Michael Sylvestre in the video. No one else would do it, and then Shia came along and did it for free!
This is your President and Voter signing off!
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