Siblings

Hello Masapers! I am going to address a very important topic today. And it it siblings.


I am mainly writing on this topic today because of the fact that my three year old little brother is standing next to me yelling at me to get off of the "puter" and is slapping/tickling me to get me off. Also, the only reason he wants on is so that he can change the background of the desktop. Yes. He is computer literate at the age of three.


Now these children tend to give you mixed feelings about them. You love them half of the time, and...not love them as much the over half (to put it kindly). Siblings, especially little brothers, like to stick their feet in your face, hit you with socks, say "I'm not touching you" while being WAY in your bubble, and just be plain obnoxious.


Also, they like to verbally and physically abusive, steal the last cookie, yell at you, and just be loud. Now what can you do? Nothing. Sorry, I apologize because this is not a newsletter to provide solutions, but to encourage you not to give into the desires that you may have to injure them greatly or worse. That will only put you in jail, cause you to have some problems in the afterlife, and get you hated by people. No fun. SO! Just stick it out and enjoy the mistreatment. Ha, just kidding. I am just asking you to put up with them :)


Now for an inspiring video! Do not try this at home. Or on airplanes.





Also siblings are embarrassing. I would know. I have 5 younger.


With love,
Pretty Woman