Legends

forgotten cities, also myths
so masappers i feel like i hardly know you anymore. its been so long since i have spoken to any of you that i have almost also forgotten who i am, but i have not, so never fear. well lost cities... lets talk about them.
is it strange that you always hear about things that are lost but you never hear about things that are found? take the city of atlantis. would anybody ever talk about it if it was found? no they would not. so if you ever have the desire to become more intersting to people, try losing yourself. you may find people trying to find you. now take myths and legends, i love them. its pretty much like a game of telephone that has been going on for thousands of years. people just come up with the craziest things. one of my favorite myths is about a really big ship called the titanic. supposedly this ship was unsinkable. also because of this, they decided not to put a lot of life boats on it. also they also thought it would be a good idea to increase the speed of the boat so they got wherever they were going faster. little did they know that an iceberg with anger problems had just broken up with his girlfriend and was looking to settle a score. the titanic never stood a chance... luckily though, they found the lost city and now it is found it is now called hoboken new jersey. unluckily nobody ever talks about it now. so the moral of the story is: be yourself. myths are so crazy-who would believe that story? its so unbelievable that they should almost make a movie about it...,,,,,,....hmm..... nah definite flop.

Michael Sylvestre, Surpreme Chancellor.