Dear fellow MASAPers,
Another week has already passed since I last addressed you. Time flies… especially at school. Before you know it, it’s time for exams. I find myself in that position right now. I just took my first exam yesterday, and I have two more this week and another next week. Let me throw in several papers to the mix along with a part time job. Then imagine me still trying to throw a social life into the mix, meeting new people, making new friends (especially of the female type), and hanging out with the old (friends, that is). Yet, somehow, I find myself here typing this newsletter, surfing YouTube, and stalking people on Facebook. Man am I talented.
In other news, rumors have been spread that Lady Gaga and Coldplay have started mixing their music together in an attempt to reach a wider audience. I thought they were only rumors until I heard the following song. This is an a cappella group that decided to perform one of Lady Gaga and Coldplay’s joint singles. We have yet to see how successful this new combined group will be in the eyes of its audience. So far, they seem to have seen great success, so much, in fact, that a random a cappella group decided to sing their song.
The moral of this story is that if you ever get rich and famous, join forces with another rich and famous group in order to become even more rich and famous. For those of us who will never be famous, we’re doomed to be loners. Also, single (myself included). Sorry to be so blunt. The truth hurts. Here's another painful truth/fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica. Yeah, that hurts.
Jeff Yeager
Mr. President. Also, Member of the Board.
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