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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Irish Bank Robbery

Today I have a story to tell you all. It is the story of an irish bank robber.

An armed, hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy without hesitation.

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him, and the robber shoots him, too. Everyone, by now, is very scared and looking down at the floor. "Did anyone else see me face?", calls the robber.

There are a few moments silence, then one elderly gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand, clears his throat and says, "I think my wife over there might have caught a wee glimpse."



Ok, seriously?

Guys, please don’t do that to your wife. Try to work through your problems instead of trying to eliminate the perceived source of your woes.

On another note, this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. For any of you who have seen the original Star Wars, you’ll appreciate this. I was pretty much dying of laughter.



Jeff Yeager

Mr. President. Also, Hegemon. Also, Member of the Board.

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