alright ladies and gentlemen. listen up, cuz i got something to say!
i know that some of you have been disturbed about the lack of newsletters. to you, i am most sympathetic. i will now endeavor to explain myself, and to explain that you are making much ado about nothing.
when God created the earth, He did so in 6 days, or periods of time. no one ever suggested that they were 24 hours each. after all, a day is only 24 hours long when you are on earth, and God isn't from earth. what i'm trying to say is, MASAP is apparently a daily newsletter. this should not in any way suggest to your feeble mind that you will be hearing from us daily.
any questions?
also, i apologize if we have preconditioned you to this faulty supposition. i feel like pavlov ringing the bell at his dogs despite a dearth of dog food. in the future you will continue to hear from MASAP whenever we are on vacation. this might be daily for you, or daily for God. also it will probably be somewhere in between.
i love you, i care for you, and i vote for you.
Jeremy Moore
the Voter, who cares for and loves you. just like starfish loves you.
No apologies necessary. So long as I get my MASAP addiction satisfied once every few days I'll be alright.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you guys are adopting the Mars clock, I'll gladly scratch in a few extra numbers on my clock. Considering that it's digital, I'll have to be creative, but I'll find a way.
Quick, grab onto my tongue!
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