What do you think of when you hear "MASAP"? (check all that apply)

When I am older, I will

Monday, April 12, 2010

A Dilemma of the Ages

Besides the obvious dilemma of Toilet Paper


there are other questions of the soul that beg an answer. Here is one such question that I received from
Eric Campbell
:

Scenario: A comet is about to smash into the earth killing everyone. Somehow you have the only way of destroying it and you do so, yet it uses all of your physical strength to accomplish the feat. There are cameras filming you as you destroy the comet. The whole world saw you save everyone. You're about to pass out form the strain you just put on your body. What catchy one liner would you say to the camera for everyone to hear? It will be the last sentence you ever utter. What would you say to the world?

Please leave your comments and valuables below.

-Travis Moore
Captain Obvious

7 comments:

  1. I'm sorry mom! It was me who broke the flower vase!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Maybe Ah (I) Saved All People!

    ReplyDelete
  3. I wouldn't say anything at all; I would stick out my tongue.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I thought I could handle it! -Alex

    Should've had a V8. -shelli

    Gotta catch'em all! -curtis

    You're next Jason. - julia

    Call me Sam! When I enter I shall say, "Bam! I'm Sam!" and you shall know it is of me. - Kirsten

    Ya... I'll be back. -Daniel

    I got the whole world in my hand! -Alex

    ReplyDelete
  5. "I did this for you! I did it because I love you!"

    ReplyDelete
  6. "Pff! I at comets for breakfast!" *dies*
    or
    "I need a hug"
    both undeniably deep and prophetic statements that will echo through history

    ReplyDelete