Well, MASAPers, it feels like it’s been forever since I last addressed you. I mostly blame that on my girlfriend… But now I’m back, ready to give you my most recent advice. Today, I want to encourage you all to see your psychiatrist. We always talk about “normal” people and “weird” people, but if you really think about it, we’re all pretty odd. In reality, we all need help. Stephen King once said, “I think that we’re all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better…” Just think briefly about all the strange and odd things that we all do. I can think of plenty that I do myself. So, I would ask each of you to make an appointment with your psychiatrist immediately to see if you can be helped at all.
Perhaps this clinic could help you out:
Here’s my last thought, a quote from a book I recently read: “You are safe inside your mind. No one can reach you there.”
Jeff Yeager
Mr. President. Potentially Crazed Psychopath. Your Mom.
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