Michael Jackson

so you may have heard of elvis presley (January 8, 1935 – ?). if not, you have probably heard of 'The King.' Same thing. But the question mark that we left behind indicates an uncertainty about his death. some say he is still alive, either in a test tube, on mars, or in canada. i do not claim to know the truth on this matter, but there is one matter that i do claim to know something about:

michael jackson was a black man. he later turned white, and according to some accounts may have turned into a woman. but when he 'died' (June 25, 2009), no one questioned whether he may have continued on like elvis. if elvis was 'The King,' then certainly MJ was an even more specific type of king, probably 'The King of Pop.'

so here is the evidence that michael jackson is still alive. he was cloned 6 times and appears here in this video with all of his clones and one beat-boxing friend:

some have chosen to question this evidence, because none of MJ's clones are black. to these individuals i echo a resounding 'DUH!' michael hasn't been black for years. of course his clones wouldn't be either.

spread the word!

Jeremy Moore

-Establisher of Truth