There has been an important occurrence in recent days. It seems that someone has decided to try and imitate our beloved Dora the Explorer. This is an absolute mockery to Dora and her little friend Boots. We need to stand up for them and fight against this cheap imitation. Some people even mistake it for Dora, which is absolutely preposterous. I just want to encourage each of you to not fall for it. To help you recognize the difference between Dora and her imitation, I’ve included a video clip from the imitation so that you can learn to recognize and avoid it at all costs!
Jeff Yeager
Mr. President. Penguin lover.
Do you like penguins? Yes.
ReplyDeleteCan you break a $50? NO.
Can you tell me how to check for a hernia? Actually yes, I can. Would you like me to?
Can you help me decide if Robert Blake was innocent? Fortunately that's not for me to decide.
Can you tell me if this person's a girl or a guy? Girl, IMO.
Do you know why my father left me? Probably because you ask too many questions and speak sentences is a mix of languages.
If Mittens chose to save baby penguin based on his beliefs, and Mittens beliefs are not in his direct control, does Mittens really have free will? No, he does not, as evidenced by him pumping his arms, flapping his arms and sliding on his belly down penguin mountain. Cats would clearly not do this, and Mittens is therefore following not his own will, but Maraka's.