Worldwide Aging Epidemic

Friends,
It has recently come to my attention that there is an epidemic of epic portions that can be found worldwide – aging. I call it an epidemic because it affects 100% of the world’s population. Also, there is no cure. No masapper is safe from aging.
I have compiled a useful list of the symptoms of aging. If you think you might be aging then check the list. If you answered yes to any of the question then I am afraid that you may be aging.

Symptoms of aging:

1. A noticeable decline in movement and coordination -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-PzbvQCAAc

2. Sudden mood swings, violent temperaments -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJNiG7_op0&feature=related

3. Erratic driving - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1e0skfJts&feature=related

4. Decline in technological knowledge - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhC5UkiNd4

There are, however, some positive side effects to aging:

1. Electric Buggy Racing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt14BLvalsc

2. Maturity & money (or so they claim) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLU0ZbgIL7I

If you have met any of the above conditions then you may be aging. Best of luck to you.

Advice of the day: The best way to solve a bad case of writer’s block when you’re writing a letter is to seal the envelope.

Rabid Werewolf. Also Vampire. Also Member of the Board.