My thoughts on the biebster.
I once wrote an essay about justin bieber. It was one of the hardest things I ever had to do--subjecting myself to thoughts of justin for over five minutes was nearly more than I could bear. Apparently I lived through it. Also, my essay did not live through it. This is my attempt to rewrite that essay in three sentences:
justin bieber is the worst. Some hate him, some revere him, and some idolize him. I am not these people; I refer to "the biebster" in the uncapitalized "jb" so as to avoid any confusion of this worthless individual to someone that actually matters (such as Jason Bourne).
The End.
